var howMany = 32
  var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
  quote[0]="ÍÅ ÂÑÅ ÒÀÊ ÏËÎÕÎ, ÏÎÊÀ Â ÝÒÎÉ ÑÒÐÀÍÅ ÅÑÒÜ ÑÏÅÖÈÀËÜÍÎÅ ÐÀÄÈÎ."
  quote[1]="ÑÄÅËÀÉÒÅ ÏÎÃÐÎÌ×Å ÂÀØÈ ÌÅÄÈÀÏËÅÅÐÛ."
  quote[2]="ÌÛ ÍÅ ÂÅÐÈÌ ÑËÓ×ÀÉÍÛÌ ÑËÓØÀÒÅËßÌ." 
  quote[3]="ÌÛ ÍÅ ÎÑÂÀÈÂÀÅÌ ÈÍÂÅÑÒÈÖÈÈ. ÌÛ ÈÍÂÅÑÒÈÐÓÅÌ." 
  quote[4]="ÐÀÄÈÎ, ÃÄÅ ÏÎÑËÅÄÍÈÅ ÑÒÀÍÎÂßÒÑß ÏÅÐÂÛÌÈ."
  quote[5]="ÑËÓØÀÒÅ ÌÓÇÛÊÓ."
  quote[6]="ÑËÓØÀÒÅ ÌÓÇÛÊÓ Â ÎÐÈÃÈÍÀËÅ."
  quote[7]="ÑÎÍ ÐÀÇÓÌÀ ÐÎÆÄÀÅÒ ×ÓÄÎÂÈÙ. ÍÅ ÂÐÅÌß ÑÏÀÒÜ." 
  quote[8]="×ÒÎÁÛ ÊÐÎÂÜ ØËÀ ÈÇ ÍÎÑÓ Â ÌÈÐÅ ØÎÓÁÈÇÍÅÑÀ! (© “Âåñåëûå ðåáÿòà”)"
  quote[9]="ËÞÁÎÂÜ ÈÄÅÒ ÏÎ ÏÐÎÂÎÄÀÌ."
  quote[10]="ÍÅ ÑËÓØÀÉÒÅ ÝÒÎ ÐÀÄÈÎ - ÍÅ ÐÀÑÑÒÐÀÈÂÀÉÒÅ ÐÎÄÍÛÕ."
  quote[11]="ÐÀÄÈÎ, ÃÄÅ ÏÎÌÍßÒ ×ÒÎ ÁÛËÎ È ÇÍÀÞÒ ×ÒÎ ÁÓÄÅÒ."
  quote[12]="ÐÀÄÈÎ, ÃÄÅ ÂÑÅ ÏÅÐÂÛÅ ÑÐÅÄÈ ÐÀÂÍÛÕ."
  quote[13]="ß ÍÀÑËÓØÀËÑß ÁËÞÇÀ Â ÄÎÌÅ ÁËÞÇÎÂ…"
  quote[14]="ÌÛ ÍÅ ÎÁÜßÑÍßÅÌ ÊÀÊ ÄÅËÀÒÜ - ÌÛ ÄÅËÀÅÌ."
  quote[15]="ÑËÓØÀÉ, ÏÎÊÀ ÅÑÒÜ ÂÎÇÌÎÆÍÎÑÒÜ."
  quote[16]="ÄÎÐÎÃÓ ÎÑÈËÈÒ ÈÄÓÙÈÉ."
  quote[17]="ÆÀÄÍÛÉ ÍÅ ÏÎËÓ×ÈÒ ÍÈ×ÅÃÎ."
  quote[18]="ÇÂÅÇÄÛ ÇÀÃÎÐÀÞÒÑß ÍÎ×ÜÞ. ÕÎ×ÅØÜ ÈÕ ÓÂÈÄÅÒÜ? - ÒÎÃÄÀ ÍÅ ÑÏÈ!"
  quote[19]="ÂÎÒ ÓÆ ÄÅÉÑÒÂÈÒÅËÜÍÎ, ÑÏÅÖÈÀËÜÍÎÅ, ÁËÈÍ…"
  quote[20]="ÌÓÇÛÊÀ ÆÈÇÍÈ."
  quote[21]="ÎÃÐÛÇÊÈ ÄÍÅÉ."
  quote[22]="ÒÓÍÃÓÑÑÊÎÅ ×ÓÄÎ."
  quote[23]="ÏÎÕÌÅËÜÅ, ÊÎÒÎÐÎÃÎ ÍÅ ÁÛËÎ."
  quote[24]="ÑÒÐÀÍÍÛÅ ÏÅÑÍÈ ÌÎÈ."
  quote[25]="ÁÓÄÓÙÅÅ ÍÅ ÎÁÌÀÍÅØÜ."
  quote[26]="Ïàëüìà ïåðâåíñòâà íå ó òîãî, êòî ïåðâûé îòâåòèë, à ó òîãî, êòî ïåðâûé ñïðîñèë."
  quote[27]="ÏÎÁÅÆÄÀÞÒ ÑÈËÜÍÛÅ ÄÓÕÎÌ."
  quote[28]="ÍÅ ÏÛÒÀÉÒÅÑÜ ÏÐÎÄÀÒÜ ÒÎ, ×ÅÃÎ Ó ÂÀÑ ÍÅÒ."
  quote[29]="ÔÀÐØ ÍÅÂÎÇÌÎÆÍÎ ÏÐÎÂÅÐÍÓÒÜ ÍÀÇÀÄ."
  quote[30]="Èíòåðíåò íå ÷üÿ òî ñîáñòâåííîñòü – åãî íå ïðèâàòèçèðóåøü."
  quote[31]="È ÝÒÎ ÍÅ ØÓÒÊÀ!"
  quote[32]="ÑÏÅÖÈÀËÜÍÎÅ ÐÀÄÈÎ – ÏÎÑËÅÄÍÅÅ ÐÀÄÈÎ ÐÓÑÑÊÎÃÎ ÈÍÒÅÐÍÅÒÀ."
function rndnumber(){
        var randscript = -1
        while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){
                randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
        }
        return randscript
}
     quo = rndnumber()
     quox = quote[quo]
document.write(quox)